John Blackwell Convinced He Didn’t Forget Anything At Work Today

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Boston United club secretary John Blackwell is absolutely convinced he didn’t forget to do anything at work today, impsTALK can exclusively reveal.

The popular General Manger has been suffering from a nagging feeling all day – a feeling that grew ever more pronounced as the clocked ticked towards the end of the day.

“I ordered another set of red and black biros, and I remembered to get some more tea-bags in,” Blackwell mused as he sat down for his dinner this evening. “I locked the back door – I’m sure I didn’t forget anything.”

In entirely unrelated news, the deadline for Unibond League clubs to submit their applications for promotion to the GM Vauxhall Conference passes tonight at 6pm.

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