“Boston Utd Season 2005/6 – The Director of Football’s Cut” All new from Lavaflow films, a review of the Pilgrims all-conquering 2005/06 season re-edited and digitally enhanced for TRUE SUPPORTERS, including newly recorded commentaries by Scott Dalton and Michael Horton, both with loaded guns held to their heads.
http://www.bufc.drfox.org.uk arrested after drunken brawl with http://www.bufc.co.uk – Fights mars 10th anniversary celebrations
Evans blames self for Chester horrorshow – Evans loaned to Chester – BUSA boss Allitt installs himself as manager with ‘97% backing’
THE END LOOMS – Boston bankrupt in 3 hours says horrified Sotnick – Riots in Boston, 152 foreign migrants dead – Walds – My gas bill was estimated
RAF to deliver tonight’s match ball – Pilgrims set to re-stage Carlisle stunt Ever anxious to boost falling attendances, Boston United officials have announced that the matchball for tonight’s clash with Chester City at York Street will be delivered by the RAF five minutes before kick off.
What’s the mat-ter Jon? – Sotnick searching for missing plans – impsTALK wins worst headline 2006 award
Evans trials revolutionary new media team-talk – Evans instructs players: ‘You all checked the newspaper? Right?’ – United’s pointless trip to Field Mill
Sotnick: No Evans-HM Revenue rift – Gaffer and Government still ‘best buddies’ claims sinister frontman Boston United gaffer and all-round good egg Steve Evans has denied falling out with ‘good friend’ Bob Gufftrucker at HM Customs and Revenue over alleged gambling debts in excess of £1.5 million.
Fans’ Forum announced – Sunday announcement very unsubtle attempt at diverting attention from continual failure of Evans’ football team
EVANS NOT RESIGNING OVER ‘HOOF-GATE’ SCANDAL – Untold numbers of ex-BUFC players roaming streets – Who is thinking of the children?
Pilgrims’ Ticket Office Sick of Ticket Queries John Blackwell has today revealed to Singleton NewsCorp (Inc) that he is ‘sick to the back teeth’ of people ringing the Boston United ticket office to ask about tickets.
DJ Sotnixx Outlines Stadium Transport Plan – Club unveil ‘Cape Canoville’ – Chairman spins some shit-hoops to the masses