Imps Hooligan Cell Goes Into Administration
Crisis-hit Lincoln City were facing another potential catastrophe last night after it emerged that their infamous hooligan firm, the Lincoln Transit Elite, have called in administrators having suffered heavy losses during the 2001/2002 financial year.
TEAMS WE DON’T SEEM TO PLAY ANY MORE: Netherfield FC
TEAMS WE DON’T SEEM TO PLAY ANY MORE No. 1: NETHERFIELD F.C Netherfield seemed to be a stalwart fixture of all those 70s glory days in the NPL; everyone liked Netherfield as they might as well have been known as Three Points F.C.
John Blackwell Convinced He Didn’t Forget Anything At Work Today
Boston United club secretary John Blackwell is absolutely convinced he didn’t forget to do anything at work today, impsTALK can exclusively reveal. The popular General Manger has been suffering from a nagging feeling all day – a feeling that grew ever more pronounced as the clocked ticked towards the end of the day. “I ordered […]
Farmer Dan The Boston Fan
Faster than a speeding bullet! Able to leap tall buildings with a single bound! You must be joking, ‘cos it’s Farmer Dan the Boston Fan
Ludicrous Own Goals In Boston’s History
UNKNOWN KETTERING DEFENDER (v Kettering (a) 3-1, F.A. Cup 4/11/78) Firstly our apologies for forgetting the name of this defender, but at times I have got a memory like Kurt Waldheim.
The Skill Kill: Sutton Away
Given that some of the most unfulfilled one and a half hours of our lives have been spent at Sutton, this season’s visit really ought to have been anticipated.
Well In, Nigel
Talent Unloaded For Nothing XI
Kevin Blackwell Considered by all those in the know to be the main reason behind Scarborough’s Football League promotion winning side in a season in which he received the club’s Player of the Year as well as his GMVC Championship medal. Literally given away by United after some marvellous service to us, culminating in a […]
Dover Colne’s Dead Body
Without a doubt, the GMVC may well be sunbathing in its increased media exposure, especially with aggregate attendances which seem as certain to increase annually as the inflation rate. During the 1989-90 season 660,181 paid to watch Conference football – an average of 1,429 per game (or a lot more if you disregard Fisher’s crowds). […]
It’s All Downhill At Yeovil
Whatever is happening to Yeovil Town at the moment, it certainly cannot be described as non-league football.
Mr T. ASH of ROTHERHITHE (& FARNBORO) 1, BOSTON UTD 0
As one of our party remarked, you know that you are in the south when the match is sponsored by a computer software writing company. And we also knew, with alarming clarity after a mere few seconds into this vital game, played during these desperate relegation avoiding times, was that the referee was crap (un-euphemisable).
No Six Please, We’re Boston
Welling United 6, Boston United 0 Wednesday 29 November 1989 Given that some of the worst moments of our lives have been spent at Welling’s Park Avenue ‘Ground’, our arrival there was not accompanied by unflinching optimism or exactly festooned in expectant hope. But even so, we were not expecting to see six goals rifled […]