Boston United admit season ticket sales ‘not actually record breaking’
Boston United admit season ticket sales ‘not actually record breaking’ Boston United have been forced to admit that season ticket sales have not been progressing well for the first time today. The revelation follows today’s sensational arrest of general manager John Blackwell who was caught fly-tipping near Frampton.
2004/2005 Pre-season programme announced
Rodwell – Yes it’s true, Leeds are coming – again
‘Ice’ phenomenon takes town by surprise
‘Ice’ phenomenon takes town by surprise Boston United staff and supporters reacted with ‘shock and awe’, as did most of England, after waking up to what experts call frost this morning. News of the strange white substance quickly made it to major news corporations and was reported in most daily newspapers.
Lilley abandons ‘boring’ Scottish football for new life in Massachusetts
Lilley abandons ‘boring’ Scottish football for new life in Massachusetts – Evans lies to player
Lincoln bid for Gumpchuster ‘out of question’ claim Knowsley United
Lincoln bid for Gumpchuster ‘out of question’ claim Knowsley United Knowsley United have angrily denied reports that they are prepared to sell star striker Bobby Gumpchuster to Lincoln City, claiming that they no longer exist as a football team.
“Well, I should be back in time for The Premiership….”
Andy Butler describes life on the road as a travelling Pilgrims’ fan, witnessing that historic season unfurl, culminating in Boston’s…….. well, you don’t want me to spoil the ending for you….. Being a Boston fan over the last 25 years has hardly been a bed of roses, in fact one could almost describe ones support […]
FA launch armed assault on Pilgrims
– As troops swoop on club offices, helicopter gunships take out command and control centres – FA just popped in for cup of tea, claims quaking Blackwell
Imps Hooligan Cell Goes Into Administration
Crisis-hit Lincoln City were facing another potential catastrophe last night after it emerged that their infamous hooligan firm, the Lincoln Transit Elite, have called in administrators having suffered heavy losses during the 2001/2002 financial year.
TEAMS WE DON’T SEEM TO PLAY ANY MORE: Netherfield FC
TEAMS WE DON’T SEEM TO PLAY ANY MORE No. 1: NETHERFIELD F.C Netherfield seemed to be a stalwart fixture of all those 70s glory days in the NPL; everyone liked Netherfield as they might as well have been known as Three Points F.C.
John Blackwell Convinced He Didn’t Forget Anything At Work Today
Boston United club secretary John Blackwell is absolutely convinced he didn’t forget to do anything at work today, impsTALK can exclusively reveal. The popular General Manger has been suffering from a nagging feeling all day – a feeling that grew ever more pronounced as the clocked ticked towards the end of the day. “I ordered […]
Farmer Dan The Boston Fan
Faster than a speeding bullet! Able to leap tall buildings with a single bound! You must be joking, ‘cos it’s Farmer Dan the Boston Fan
Ludicrous Own Goals In Boston’s History
UNKNOWN KETTERING DEFENDER (v Kettering (a) 3-1, F.A. Cup 4/11/78) Firstly our apologies for forgetting the name of this defender, but at times I have got a memory like Kurt Waldheim.