Boston Standard hack Duncan ‘Rich Havana’ Browne, chairman of the Lisa Rashid Fan Club, is a busy man. But he was still able to spare a few minutes of his time answering impsTALK’s CRAZY end of season questions…..
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Not football, writes Adam Hildred, as if it matters, but still a crap view… I thought I had it somewhere but only just noticed it going through Picasa again… Now that the Radcliffe Road End has been built at Trent Bridge, some of the seats in the old (1990!) William Clarke stand are, urrm, what […]
#1 – Luke McCormick Who the hell is he? Luke McCormick is a goalkeeper from Coventry. Yes, yes. Coventry. Don’t let that cloud your judgement.
Venture to Leicester’s tenuous outskirts and you will encounter the same bleak suburban wasteland you’ll find in every city: low density industrial units replete with vast tracts of asphalt car-parks, massive windswept road junctions, huge council safari parks patrolled by armed feral vermin and flat-pack pubs serving tasteless gruel marketed as ‘good, honest food’.
Ilkeston Town 1 Boston United 1 Where: New Manor Ground, Ilkeston When: Tuesday 09 December 2008 How many: 270 Temperature: -85 degrees centigrade Going: Frozen fucking solid
Where: Bramall Lane, Sheffield When: 18 November 2008 Event: England U21 v Czech Republic U21 Ticket cost: £10 Note how the post, like a laser, bisects the view of the pitch quite beautifully, almost perfectly obscuring the far goal.
Worksop Town 1 Boston United 1 Where: Watnall Road, Hucknall When: Tuesday 29 October 2008 How many: 230 impsTALK thought it had seen the last of Watnall Road, a ground of innumerable annoyances: its deceptive location tempting fans into using the tram only to get lost in a maze of identi-kit roundabouts, the catering truck […]
FC United of Manchester 0 Boston United 1 Where: Gigg Lane, Bury When: Monday 25 August 2008 How many: 2825 Fists pumping, teeth bared in triumphant grimace and with a team-mate clinging to his back, Boston United’s young keeper Chris Wright raced over to the 175 noisy visitors at Gigg Lane on Monday as if […]
Arsenal 4, Leeds United 1 FA Women’s Cup Final City Ground, Nottingham May 5 2008 They’re a national laughing stock. The butt of a billion jokes. Shapeless, tactically naïve, technically deficient; unable to pass, trap, head or basically kick the ball, while playing at a pace that even an exceptionally lethargic glacier would find excruciating. […]
So – it’s that time of year. As the season draws to a close, supporters turn to reflect on the past ten months. We’ve already got Duncan Browne, Ken Fox and Adam Upsall’s thoughts – but what about you?
Oh Bhoy – Evans staying put Steve Evans’ application to become Celtic’s new manager has been turned down, a delighted Jon Sotnick revealed to impsTALK today. ‘Steve applied to become the next Celtic manager but was turned down,’ Sotnick said. ‘He’s now ready to fulfil the next six years of his contract and take us […]