Here at impsTALK Towers, our team of world-class football comedians are always seeking out fresh, exciting and innovative ways to humiliate Boston, Boston United, Boston United’s players, Boston United’s staff, Boston United’s facilities, fans, websites, fanzines, opponents and, most importantly of all, Bob Blackburn, for the benefit our vast and sophisticated audience of nine people […]
Follow all the action from The Weaver Stadium – LIVE(ish) Tuesday 21 April 2009, Northern Premier League
Not football, writes Adam Hildred, as if it matters, but still a crap view… I thought I had it somewhere but only just noticed it going through Picasa again… Now that the Radcliffe Road End has been built at Trent Bridge, some of the seats in the old (1990!) William Clarke stand are, urrm, what […]
#1 – Luke McCormick Who the hell is he? Luke McCormick is a goalkeeper from Coventry. Yes, yes. Coventry. Don’t let that cloud your judgement.
Venture to Leicester’s tenuous outskirts and you will encounter the same bleak suburban wasteland you’ll find in every city: low density industrial units replete with vast tracts of asphalt car-parks, massive windswept road junctions, huge council safari parks patrolled by armed feral vermin and flat-pack pubs serving tasteless gruel marketed as ‘good, honest food’.
Ilkeston Town 1 Boston United 1 Where: New Manor Ground, Ilkeston When: Tuesday 09 December 2008 How many: 270 Temperature: -85 degrees centigrade Going: Frozen fucking solid
Boston United’s sudden ‘sorting out’ of the long-standing FA fine has baffled a number of fans. How DID David Newton suddenly clear that huge outstanding fine?
Where: Bramall Lane, Sheffield When: 18 November 2008 Event: England U21 v Czech Republic U21 Ticket cost: £10 Note how the post, like a laser, bisects the view of the pitch quite beautifully, almost perfectly obscuring the far goal.
It is fair to say Boston United fans aren’t really feeling the love for the man in charge of Boston United, Tommy fackin’ Taylor, at present. And little wonder, for the Pilgrims’ dismal struggles in the NPL thus far in 08/09 have been every bit as enjoyable as the average episode of Gilmore Girls.
Worksop Town 1 Boston United 1 Where: Watnall Road, Hucknall When: Tuesday 29 October 2008 How many: 230 impsTALK thought it had seen the last of Watnall Road, a ground of innumerable annoyances: its deceptive location tempting fans into using the tram only to get lost in a maze of identi-kit roundabouts, the catering truck […]
FC United of Manchester 0 Boston United 1 Where: Gigg Lane, Bury When: Monday 25 August 2008 How many: 2825 Fists pumping, teeth bared in triumphant grimace and with a team-mate clinging to his back, Boston United’s young keeper Chris Wright raced over to the 175 noisy visitors at Gigg Lane on Monday as if […]
