Well, thanks for that, John
Well, thanks a lot, Grimsby. Thank you very much. Not content with fouling up your own hopes of automatic promotion through sheer lack of competence, you’ve decided to sabotage the season of a cute, cuddly little part-time outfit down the road which, apart from systemic financial dishonesty spanning several seasons between 1998 and 2007, had […]
A Few Reasons Why The Imminent Start of the Football Season Is Not Actually Something We Should Celebrate But Should In Fact Make Us All Profoundly Despondent But Doesn’t Because Our Lives Are Evidently Devoid Of Meaning And We’re All Too Stupid To Realise That Football Needs To Be Destroyed In Order To Save Football (Or, How I Learned To Stop Loving Football And Start Loving Something Else I Haven’t Yet Decided On Yet)
Are you excited? Football is back! Yes, football. That sport we love and always will love, because that’s just the way it is! Woo! Yay! Wooo!! Woo. Sigh.
Football League Releases Insolvency Rule Clarification
Football League Releases Insolvency Rule Clarification – 768 page amendment kills nine THE Football League today moved to clarify its rules regarding insolvency events in the wake of the Leeds United arbitration farce, releasing a supplementary 768 page amendment to its existing handbook.
2008/2009 Season Review: Johnny Chapman
Sheffield-based Johnny Chapman gives impsTALK the answers to its wacky end-of-season question list……
2008/2009 Season Review: Ken Fox
Dr Ken Fox is a clever man. He’s also our landlord, which is why we’re contractually obligated to remind the world just how clever he is every two weeks. Here are Ken’s Ten Questions, in which he looks back fondly at the disaster that was the 2008/2009 season….
2008/2009 Season Review: Duncan Browne
Boston Standard hack Duncan ‘Rich Havana’ Browne, chairman of the Lisa Rashid Fan Club, is a busy man. But he was still able to spare a few minutes of his time answering impsTALK’s CRAZY end of season questions…..
2008/2009 Season Review
Here at impsTALK Towers, our team of world-class football comedians are always seeking out fresh, exciting and innovative ways to humiliate Boston, Boston United, Boston United’s players, Boston United’s staff, Boston United’s facilities, fans, websites, fanzines, opponents and, most importantly of all, Bob Blackburn, for the benefit our vast and sophisticated audience of nine people […]
Minute-by-Minute: Nantwich Town 5 v 0 Boston United
Follow all the action from The Weaver Stadium – LIVE(ish) Tuesday 21 April 2009, Northern Premier League
THAT LEIGH GENESIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IN FULL…..
Report: Ilkeston 1, Boston United 1
Ilkeston Town 1 Boston United 1 Where: New Manor Ground, Ilkeston When: Tuesday 09 December 2008 How many: 270 Temperature: -85 degrees centigrade Going: Frozen fucking solid
FA FINE RIDDLE SOLVED – EXCLUSIVE!
Boston United’s sudden ‘sorting out’ of the long-standing FA fine has baffled a number of fans. How DID David Newton suddenly clear that huge outstanding fine?
PILGRIMS IN CRISIS. AGAIN.
It is fair to say Boston United fans aren’t really feeling the love for the man in charge of Boston United, Tommy fackin’ Taylor, at present. And little wonder, for the Pilgrims’ dismal struggles in the NPL thus far in 08/09 have been every bit as enjoyable as the average episode of Gilmore Girls.