AGM: ‘Our crippling debts are less crippling than your crippling debts’
AGM: ‘Our crippling debts are less crippling than your crippling debts’ Boston chairman John Sotnick declared himself ‘completely satisfied’ with last night’s AGM where the true extent of Boston’s financial predicament was laid bare for all to see for 0.235 seconds.
Boston United release supporters
Boston United release supporters – ‘We need League standard fans’ says Sotnick
Boston United admit season ticket sales ‘not actually record breaking’
Boston United admit season ticket sales ‘not actually record breaking’ Boston United have been forced to admit that season ticket sales have not been progressing well for the first time today. The revelation follows today’s sensational arrest of general manager John Blackwell who was caught fly-tipping near Frampton.
2004/2005 Pre-season programme announced
Rodwell – Yes it’s true, Leeds are coming – again
‘Ice’ phenomenon takes town by surprise
‘Ice’ phenomenon takes town by surprise Boston United staff and supporters reacted with ‘shock and awe’, as did most of England, after waking up to what experts call frost this morning. News of the strange white substance quickly made it to major news corporations and was reported in most daily newspapers.
Lilley abandons ‘boring’ Scottish football for new life in Massachusetts
Lilley abandons ‘boring’ Scottish football for new life in Massachusetts – Evans lies to player
Lincoln bid for Gumpchuster ‘out of question’ claim Knowsley United
Lincoln bid for Gumpchuster ‘out of question’ claim Knowsley United Knowsley United have angrily denied reports that they are prepared to sell star striker Bobby Gumpchuster to Lincoln City, claiming that they no longer exist as a football team.
FA launch armed assault on Pilgrims
– As troops swoop on club offices, helicopter gunships take out command and control centres – FA just popped in for cup of tea, claims quaking Blackwell
Imps Hooligan Cell Goes Into Administration
Crisis-hit Lincoln City were facing another potential catastrophe last night after it emerged that their infamous hooligan firm, the Lincoln Transit Elite, have called in administrators having suffered heavy losses during the 2001/2002 financial year.
John Blackwell Convinced He Didn’t Forget Anything At Work Today
Boston United club secretary John Blackwell is absolutely convinced he didn’t forget to do anything at work today, impsTALK can exclusively reveal. The popular General Manger has been suffering from a nagging feeling all day – a feeling that grew ever more pronounced as the clocked ticked towards the end of the day. “I ordered […]