Category: Seasons

Boston refuse to slum it at Millennium, says Sotnick Boston United deliberately missed this year’s play-offs because Steve Evans didn’t want to waste a promotion-clinching victory at the ‘rubbish’ Millenium Stadium, Jon Sotnick has exclusively revealed in a breaking news development. ‘We could have walked into the playoffs, easy,’ Sotnick told impsTALK via video phone […]

Whereas it is usually fairly easy to find out the previous clubs of a player, it is much more difficult to keep track of the fans once they have left the club. So to help me keep the Roll Call up-to-date if you have any information about past supporters that I haven’t already got then […]

AGM: ‘Our crippling debts are less crippling than your crippling debts’ Boston chairman John Sotnick declared himself ‘completely satisfied’ with last night’s AGM where the true extent of Boston’s financial predicament was laid bare for all to see for 0.235 seconds.

Boston United release supporters – ‘We need League standard fans’ says Sotnick

Boston United admit season ticket sales ‘not actually record breaking’ Boston United have been forced to admit that season ticket sales have not been progressing well for the first time today. The revelation follows today’s sensational arrest of general manager John Blackwell who was caught fly-tipping near Frampton.

‘Ice’ phenomenon takes town by surprise Boston United staff and supporters reacted with ‘shock and awe’, as did most of England, after waking up to what experts call frost this morning. News of the strange white substance quickly made it to major news corporations and was reported in most daily newspapers.

Lilley abandons ‘boring’ Scottish football for new life in Massachusetts – Evans lies to player

Lincoln bid for Gumpchuster ‘out of question’ claim Knowsley United Knowsley United have angrily denied reports that they are prepared to sell star striker Bobby Gumpchuster to Lincoln City, claiming that they no longer exist as a football team.

– As troops swoop on club offices, helicopter gunships take out command and control centres – FA just popped in for cup of tea, claims quaking Blackwell