DJ Sotnixx Outlines Stadium Transport Plan
DJ Sotnixx Outlines Stadium Transport Plan – Club unveil ‘Cape Canoville’ – Chairman spins some shit-hoops to the masses
The Official IPSA website, incorporating The Preliminary Exploratory Working Assembly for the Possible Instigation of a Group to Look Into the Slight Possibility of a Supporter Trust for Boston United Football Club (P.E.W.A.P.I.G.L.I.S.P.S.T.B.U.F.C)
SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS HAPPENING TO OUR BELOVED BOSTON UNITED…. AND MY GOODNESS, WE’RE GOING TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A JOLLY NICE CHAT ABOUT IT YOU ARE INVITED TO IPSA’S OPEN MEETING, ASSEMBLY ROOMS, BOSTON, OCTOBER 2008 WHEREUPON AN INITIALLY CORDIAL GATHERING OF CONCERNED FANS WILL DESCEND INTO PETTY INFIGHTING, SCURRILOUS BICKERING ON INTERNET MESSAGEBOARDS, […]
Pre-season programme announced
Pre-season programme announced – Rodwell – Yes it’s true, Leeds are coming – again Boston Director of Football Jim Rodwell has told impsTALK he is ‘delighted’ with the pre-season programme lined up for Boston United before the start of season 05/06. ‘Hasn’t Steve done brilliantly?’ Rodwell told impsTALK today. ‘This pre-season line-up might look just […]
2004/2005: Season Review
So… we didn’t make the play-offs. Not even close. Gazza came. Gazza swiftly left. Andy Kirk joined. Andy Kirk swiftly left. Beevers left. Everyone bloody left. The fans gave up after Evans gave up. Sotnick let rip at Dalton……. Yeah – what a season. Let impsTALK take you back through the season that was 04/05, […]
Boston refuse to slum it at Millennium, says Sotnick
Boston refuse to slum it at Millennium, says Sotnick Boston United deliberately missed this year’s play-offs because Steve Evans didn’t want to waste a promotion-clinching victory at the ‘rubbish’ Millenium Stadium, Jon Sotnick has exclusively revealed in a breaking news development. ‘We could have walked into the playoffs, easy,’ Sotnick told impsTALK via video phone […]
Where Are All The Fans Now?
Whereas it is usually fairly easy to find out the previous clubs of a player, it is much more difficult to keep track of the fans once they have left the club. So to help me keep the Roll Call up-to-date if you have any information about past supporters that I haven’t already got then […]
AGM: ‘Our crippling debts are less crippling than your crippling debts’
AGM: ‘Our crippling debts are less crippling than your crippling debts’ Boston chairman John Sotnick declared himself ‘completely satisfied’ with last night’s AGM where the true extent of Boston’s financial predicament was laid bare for all to see for 0.235 seconds.
Boston United release supporters
Boston United release supporters – ‘We need League standard fans’ says Sotnick
Boston United admit season ticket sales ‘not actually record breaking’
Boston United admit season ticket sales ‘not actually record breaking’ Boston United have been forced to admit that season ticket sales have not been progressing well for the first time today. The revelation follows today’s sensational arrest of general manager John Blackwell who was caught fly-tipping near Frampton.
2004/2005 Pre-season programme announced
Rodwell – Yes it’s true, Leeds are coming – again
‘Ice’ phenomenon takes town by surprise
‘Ice’ phenomenon takes town by surprise Boston United staff and supporters reacted with ‘shock and awe’, as did most of England, after waking up to what experts call frost this morning. News of the strange white substance quickly made it to major news corporations and was reported in most daily newspapers.
Lilley abandons ‘boring’ Scottish football for new life in Massachusetts
Lilley abandons ‘boring’ Scottish football for new life in Massachusetts – Evans lies to player