Fans’ Forum announced
Fans’ Forum announced – Sunday announcement very unsubtle attempt at diverting attention from continual failure of Evans’ football team
EVANS NOT RESIGNING OVER ‘HOOF-GATE’ SCANDAL
EVANS NOT RESIGNING OVER ‘HOOF-GATE’ SCANDAL – Untold numbers of ex-BUFC players roaming streets – Who is thinking of the children?
Pilgrims Ticket Office Sick of Ticket Queries
Pilgrims’ Ticket Office Sick of Ticket Queries John Blackwell has today revealed to Singleton NewsCorp (Inc) that he is ‘sick to the back teeth’ of people ringing the Boston United ticket office to ask about tickets.
DJ Sotnixx Outlines Stadium Transport Plan
DJ Sotnixx Outlines Stadium Transport Plan – Club unveil ‘Cape Canoville’ – Chairman spins some shit-hoops to the masses
The Official IPSA website, incorporating The Preliminary Exploratory Working Assembly for the Possible Instigation of a Group to Look Into the Slight Possibility of a Supporter Trust for Boston United Football Club (P.E.W.A.P.I.G.L.I.S.P.S.T.B.U.F.C)
SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS HAPPENING TO OUR BELOVED BOSTON UNITED…. AND MY GOODNESS, WE’RE GOING TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A JOLLY NICE CHAT ABOUT IT YOU ARE INVITED TO IPSA’S OPEN MEETING, ASSEMBLY ROOMS, BOSTON, OCTOBER 2008 WHEREUPON AN INITIALLY CORDIAL GATHERING OF CONCERNED FANS WILL DESCEND INTO PETTY INFIGHTING, SCURRILOUS BICKERING ON INTERNET MESSAGEBOARDS, […]
Pre-season programme announced
Pre-season programme announced – Rodwell – Yes it’s true, Leeds are coming – again Boston Director of Football Jim Rodwell has told impsTALK he is ‘delighted’ with the pre-season programme lined up for Boston United before the start of season 05/06. ‘Hasn’t Steve done brilliantly?’ Rodwell told impsTALK today. ‘This pre-season line-up might look just […]
Oh Bhoy – Evans staying put
Oh Bhoy – Evans staying put Steve Evans’ application to become Celtic’s new manager has been turned down, a delighted Jon Sotnick revealed to impsTALK today. ‘Steve applied to become the next Celtic manager but was turned down,’ Sotnick said. ‘He’s now ready to fulfil the next six years of his contract and take us […]
Boston refuse to slum it at Millennium, says Sotnick
Boston refuse to slum it at Millennium, says Sotnick Boston United deliberately missed this year’s play-offs because Steve Evans didn’t want to waste a promotion-clinching victory at the ‘rubbish’ Millenium Stadium, Jon Sotnick has exclusively revealed in a breaking news development. ‘We could have walked into the playoffs, easy,’ Sotnick told impsTALK via video phone […]
Where Are All The Fans Now?
Whereas it is usually fairly easy to find out the previous clubs of a player, it is much more difficult to keep track of the fans once they have left the club. So to help me keep the Roll Call up-to-date if you have any information about past supporters that I haven’t already got then […]
AGM: ‘Our crippling debts are less crippling than your crippling debts’
AGM: ‘Our crippling debts are less crippling than your crippling debts’ Boston chairman John Sotnick declared himself ‘completely satisfied’ with last night’s AGM where the true extent of Boston’s financial predicament was laid bare for all to see for 0.235 seconds.
Boston United release supporters
Boston United release supporters – ‘We need League standard fans’ says Sotnick
Boston United admit season ticket sales ‘not actually record breaking’
Boston United admit season ticket sales ‘not actually record breaking’ Boston United have been forced to admit that season ticket sales have not been progressing well for the first time today. The revelation follows today’s sensational arrest of general manager John Blackwell who was caught fly-tipping near Frampton.