RAF to deliver tonight’s match ball – Pilgrims set to re-stage Carlisle stunt Ever anxious to boost falling attendances, Boston United officials have announced that the matchball for tonight’s clash with Chester City at York Street will be delivered by the RAF five minutes before kick off.
What’s the mat-ter Jon? – Sotnick searching for missing plans – impsTALK wins worst headline 2006 award
Evans trials revolutionary new media team-talk – Evans instructs players: ‘You all checked the newspaper? Right?’ – United’s pointless trip to Field Mill
Sotnick: No Evans-HM Revenue rift – Gaffer and Government still ‘best buddies’ claims sinister frontman Boston United gaffer and all-round good egg Steve Evans has denied falling out with ‘good friend’ Bob Gufftrucker at HM Customs and Revenue over alleged gambling debts in excess of £1.5 million.
Fans’ Forum announced – Sunday announcement very unsubtle attempt at diverting attention from continual failure of Evans’ football team
EVANS NOT RESIGNING OVER ‘HOOF-GATE’ SCANDAL – Untold numbers of ex-BUFC players roaming streets – Who is thinking of the children?
Pilgrims’ Ticket Office Sick of Ticket Queries John Blackwell has today revealed to Singleton NewsCorp (Inc) that he is ‘sick to the back teeth’ of people ringing the Boston United ticket office to ask about tickets.
DJ Sotnixx Outlines Stadium Transport Plan – Club unveil ‘Cape Canoville’ – Chairman spins some shit-hoops to the masses
SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS HAPPENING TO OUR BELOVED BOSTON UNITED…. AND MY GOODNESS, WE’RE GOING TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A JOLLY NICE CHAT ABOUT IT YOU ARE INVITED TO IPSA’S OPEN MEETING, ASSEMBLY ROOMS, BOSTON, OCTOBER 2008 WHEREUPON AN INITIALLY CORDIAL GATHERING OF CONCERNED FANS WILL DESCEND INTO PETTY INFIGHTING, SCURRILOUS BICKERING ON INTERNET MESSAGEBOARDS, […]
Pre-season programme announced – Rodwell – Yes it’s true, Leeds are coming – again Boston Director of Football Jim Rodwell has told impsTALK he is ‘delighted’ with the pre-season programme lined up for Boston United before the start of season 05/06. ‘Hasn’t Steve done brilliantly?’ Rodwell told impsTALK today. ‘This pre-season line-up might look just […]
Oh Bhoy – Evans staying put Steve Evans’ application to become Celtic’s new manager has been turned down, a delighted Jon Sotnick revealed to impsTALK today. ‘Steve applied to become the next Celtic manager but was turned down,’ Sotnick said. ‘He’s now ready to fulfil the next six years of his contract and take us […]
So… we didn’t make the play-offs. Not even close. Gazza came. Gazza swiftly left. Andy Kirk joined. Andy Kirk swiftly left. Beevers left. Everyone bloody left. The fans gave up after Evans gave up. Sotnick let rip at Dalton……. Yeah – what a season. Let impsTALK take you back through the season that was 04/05, […]
